SIMPLE CARNIVOROUS BEHAVIOR
Written By: NeonApocalypta
12/05/2022
UPLOAD 2:
VLOG: PUNKPLUSHIES AND THE THOUGHTS OF THE VOID
>>Shen is laying on her bed<<
SHEN: i had the greatest dream last night. it started off with me and this friend being neighbors, and we decide to hang out. he's cleaning his garage and has a bunch of plushies he lets me take home and stuff. for a while we play this kinda 8 bit game. didn't play much. It was a about a little hooded dude walking around in probably some type of graveyard at night. eventually his other friend comes over, for some reason everything becomes vampire gothic, we get into cool Halloween like costumes and do a livestream. of course, i woke up from the best dream and best sleep i've had in ages. you can see by my mood the waking world wasn't too kind to me. there was stuff that happened in-between those events, but nah, i'd rather keep the good shit, ya know. like trying to figure out what my alias was gonna be for the podcast is boring. we didn't get to even have the stream, only started it cause i just had to wake up. i'm pretty mad about that. ...whatever. i need to figure out what to eat for breakfast. you hear it too? my stomach? actually i better not talk about it. the comment section might have TWO people in it talking about how they want to lick my thighs but in a trad way. didn't i fuckin' say keep that shit to yourself?
>>CUT<<
>Shen is walking up and down her stairs<
SHEN: i recorded that first segment about a week ago. not really sure what i want to do this video. i'm gonna call it a flow trip, like it was the plan all along to just do random shit till i figure it out. then again, trip might not be the best word since that implies i'm leaving my house again. i actually do need to do that, get real groceries this time, but that's a long bike ride away. fuck it.
>>CUT<<
>We're outside in what seems to be a parking lot, surrounded by a forest trail. She's zooming up on a squirrel eating some type of pizza<
SHEN: dude, i think that's a mexican pizza. good for you bro.
>>CUT<<
>She's sitting at the bottom of her stairs, drinking a chocolate milk drink from a plastic bottle. Her eyes are looking to the left. The camera is at a 45 degree angle, thus able to share more of her posture<
SHEN: someone asked me on my typer social if i like sports. no. see, i spend my time in more productive and important ways since i'm not a caveman. i type in gray squirrel, brown squirrel, black squirrel, red squirrel into my search bar. i swear i'm not on anything right now or before. i was at the park waiting for someone.
>>CUT<<
>We see her computer screen, but the camera isn't focused on it, all that can be deciphered is a bright white light<
SHEN: you know, i could start getting millions of views if i begin to upload onto certain internets. like there's this alternate world where monsters are only legends. people there eat this shit up. "top five unexplained things caught on ctv cameras" compilations.<
>>CUT<<
>The camera is pointed towards the floor, particularly at some stuffed animals customized in punk outfits<
SHEN: misery has no company, as i'm alone. also, where is the misery in being by yourself? i'm smokin' some good shit while I'm here.
>Her hand comes into frame showing a blue cigarette<
SHEN: brooooo. i still prefer the strawberry marsh ones, but this blueberry flavor is pretty slick. if you're wondering how i got one? well, i know a guy who knows a girl who knows a somebody. to be fair, i coulda just hopped to somewhere that has these, but mail deliveries are fun. i wanna try the banana one, but do i want piss colored smoke all through my room?
>>CUT<<
>She's smoking another cigarette; a pink filter covers the screen<
SHEN: This is a banana one, my friend also sent these to me as a surprise. figured i'd play with my software. heard they're coming out with a cherry one, and it’s supposed to be pink. excited.
>>CUT<<
>We see her laying with those punk stuffed animals. A few more are in view<
SHEN: i'ma let you in on a secret... i've been having trouble thinking about what to do for this second vlog. i haven't been constantly thinking about it, just letting life pass through. though i guess there was more of an objective to the first one. i go to the store and make mac n cheese. so far i've just been filming random clips and it's quickly becoming about smoking. it's my life tho. if i had to say my favorite anime genre, it's slice of life anyway. or bitches doing shit. so, like, just consider this that. slice of shen. more on not liking sports, i don't even like shonen anime, especially tournament arcs. they're fun to watch when i really like a show, but i usually get hooked on a story because of its adventure or slice of life elements. i also really love when characters are exploring the land looking for fun stuff or having cool adventures more than action. i've dropped a lot of shows cause of this, even though i'd like to finish them someday. i do have to be invested in the characters or story though, so i wouldn't feel comfortable calling myself a slice of life otaku. maybe an adventure story otaku. idk.
>She grabs the camera and sits up, putting it on something so we see her and more plushies from an upwards angle<
SHEN: no offence and stuff, but moments like right now i wish hetero inclined dudes and pick me gals didn't exist. i'm just sitting, talking to a camera, but because my tits are big, if i was wearing a tank top i'd be accused of thirst trapping men. for just existing. clothes or no, that's just how i look, at all times, even in times like now. i'm just sitting here talking. the standard is annoying. tits rule, beautiful women rule, but like i just wanna be cozy right now. to be fair, i'm wearing this sweater because i want to in this moment. there's cute as fuck ponies on it. you can't tell, but it's soooooooo cozy. feel like silk, seriously. anyway, i think it sucks to be perceived when you don’t wanna, and i only show the few things i want to, and i’m still perceived wrong in such a short, curated space. it kind of makes me hate everyone. i'm trying not to be like that anymore. i promised cumin' i wouldn't. it's not working today.
>She readjusts the camera to show a few more stuffed animals to her left<
SHEN: yeah, i made these myself. i like all my stuffed animals to be cute and hardcore. most don't cut it. it's an autism thing for sure. kind of like these vlogs. i'm wondering if i should stop right now, if i've done enough. the artist in me is like "this is not the greatest thing you've ever made or good enough to be like "wow, this rocks" you need to find the good shit!!!!" but my autism is more worried about this series being the same throughout everything. same length shit. that's another thing i'm trying to break because it's exhausting. i'm just existing. i'm just sitting here talking. it's fine. it may not be my favorite thing ever, but maybe someone else’s. am i happy it exists? yes, because i get to show off cool smokes and some of my little homemade guys. shit's good. life is happy again.
>She lights up a red strawberry marshmallow cigarette and takes a long drag<
SHEN: the smoke dissipates in the air, so it never gets on anything. i could not handle it staining my manga. and actually, circle back for a moment. release chapters like that and anime might be some of the reason i'm so autistic about length shit. like most anime eps are 22 minutes. they generally follow the same formula. commercial times, opening and ending themes, eye catches. guess when i was younger i wanted to emulate that more and well, i just did things the same anyway so there was no reason to think about it till now. i'm breaking the cycle, motherfuckers.
>She kicks whatever the camera was sitting on, it falls on a stuffed animal and the video ends<
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