SIMPLE CARNIVOROUS BEHAVIOR

Written By: NeonApocalypta

11/17/2022

UPLOAD 1:

VLOG: Smoking Mac N' Cheese and Eating Cigarettes

>Footage begins, pointed towards a desktop running some type of music software<

SHEN: so i decided to try my hand at music production. no, i haven't played an instrument since i was 10. i wasn't expecting to make anything good. like i can't even read sheet music. i figured i'd make some basic shitty tune, but instead i made some cia torture music. i'm not playing it cuz i think someone would sue me for their cause of deaf. or maybe even just d-e-a-t-h death. i mean i don't blame 'em. guess i'm too powerful for this world. anyway, if you don't know this shit is for chiptunes, so it's even worse. i was trying to make a fucking dance beat.

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>She's laying on her bed, camera pointed to her face. Half of it covered by her long hair.<

SHEN: gotta go get food. i'm trying to decide if I should walk or bike. the little corner store isn't that far away and i'm feeling a bit toooo sleepy to operate a bike. i don't wanna go, but it'd be stupid to starve myself. s000oo....

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>Outside, she's hops on her bike<

SHEN: yeah, bikin' it because i forgot the sun's setting early and don't feel like walking in the dark forever.

>She shows the sky above before setting the phone in her bike basket, inside a small cubby that lets it face forward. Afterwards, she begins the ride<

SHEN: so... like, i'm not sure what to talk about, but i guess just showing you this footage could be enough. not much in this part of town but trees and grass. feel like i live inside a fucking cottage in the park. Of course, i'll be careful to not show everything so you can't find where i live. when i was a teen i had a guy find where i was stayin’ cuz a friend posted a pic and just to the very left of the screen you could see her neighbor’s dog in his little house. like... i shouldn't mention that detail. but i'll say he got his. so, i'm a bit more careful now.

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>She's still biking, but in a suburban neighborhood<

SHEN: Cursive is fucking stupid. Like i already learned one way to write why was i being forced to waste my time learning another inferior writing structure that looks worse to anyone who can read? i’d get yelled at for having bad handwriting cuz i’m not a brainwashed boomer. happy they got rid of it lol. ...man, this part sucks, i might cut it if i don't find it funny or something.

<><>ON SCREEN NOTE: The only reason I kept it in is for that lanky looking dude in the background. He looks like he's inspired several creepypastas. Never seen him around, he's probably from another world. If I can find out where he's from, “we” might visit. Sad I didn't notice irl<><>

>She gets to the store, walking to the bike rack<

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>She’s holding a can of cold coffee and a few bags of gummy worms<

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>She shows a shelf of random product. Mostly instant noodles<

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>She’s riding back<

SHEN: you know one of the things I've always just liked? having a drink in my hand. Not alcohol, like can of something, or something in a big cup. love having tasty drinks this way. i feel it’s a sign of living. i think it’s hedonistic in a way. might sound dumb maybe, but i feel at my best when i got a can and sometimes a smoke. that place sells the best smokes. strawberry marshmallow. some might be nicotine tar purists, but i'm a good taste enjoyer. if this bike ride was longer, i'd say more on hedonism, but i'm gonna-

>She takes her phone out of the cubby, setting it in the basket, camera facing upward, only able to capture the sky above<

SHEN: for privacy. but do look at this beautiful orange sunset.

>She's quiet as we ride<

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>She's sitting by a pond, on an oddly shaped rock, smoking said red cigarette. She grabs the camera, shows off a pond and the same sunset just finishing, turning into a dark blue sky<

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>She's still sitting. It’s dark out, but the moon illuminates the ground enough to see her<

SHEN: worked on an outline for a short story. i'm pretty happy with it. trying something a bit different here. eh, if i talk about something but it doesn’t come to pass your eyes, don't think i stopped making it. i keep some shit to myself. oh yeah, this is a strawberry marshmallow cigarette. same one from the other clip. i wonder how much time it'll feel passed on your side? it’s been like ten minutes probably. anyway...

>She takes a long drag, the red smoke covers the screen for a moment<

SHEN: some of you are gonna ask "how are you a hiki when you're so hot?" discrimination on your end, but i can't blame you. the life finds you. and if you're in the know, well i don't have to explain. i don't feel like giving an explanation to normies at the moment either. "but shen, at least don't dress like a normie." i wear crop tops and short shorts cuz i'm cute, bitch. sneakers cuz they comfy. i'm comfy and sexy pilled? whatcha gonna do about it, bitch? Ask me to send nudes? That perv i was telling you about did. he also sent me a vidya of some other ways he liked me if ya get the drift. though i am an adult now, don’t tell me about any personal exp you're gaining from me. I prob wouldn’t return the enthusiasm. i gotta shut the fuck up and cook the good food. i'm making mac and fucking cheeesseeeeeeeeee. but seriously, to get off the side tangent, i like the look of my clothes. they’re cute.

>She dips her head<

SHEN: look at this headband. ice cool blue on bright pink, natural colored by the way, hair. perfect combo. i'm not in a nostalgic mood tonight, but this thing is so old its gonna fall apart and so will i emotionally.

>She grabs the camera, pointing it at her feet while walking<

SHEN: By my shitty posty mood you can tell my thoughts empty, and my stomach as well.

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>We see her putting butter and noodles in a boiling pot<

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>The stove is off, she's stirring the cheese in<

SHEN: wasn't filming cuz i was talkin' to my bud Cumin'inHD. Yes it reads dirty, yes it’s spelled like the spice. love that guy. i think they're a guy. i've never seen them say their gender now that i think about that. mass respect whoever you are. truly a denizen of the old web. i’m too mespace era. i think they're also the same age as me. mid 20s. so... truly some special people live in our universe.

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>She's back in her room, at her bed again<

SHEN: i make great m' and cheese. didn't eat it on camera cuz cringe. you're welcome eating noises haters. i'm kinda one of ya, though depends on the person. i was originally gonna talk about indie rpg games. the really weird short ones but i'm kinda sleepy and not feeling it now two seconds later. but damn, maybe someday i could make one. for now i'm more focused on my writing shit and doing these vlogs. why start vloggin' now? because fuck you i wanna. anyway, i don't know if this will be part of a bigger thing or standalone. probably alone. it’s not too exciting. whatever. except for the mac and cheese part. it's always good to see a cute chick making the cheesy noodle. i was born for greatness. hahaha.

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